Facebook, a mature interpretation

With acknowledgements to Slightly Foxed and thanks to Richard Thomas for drawing this to my attention)

‘For those of my generation who do not, and cannot, comprehend why Facebook exists: I am trying to make friends outside of Facebook while applying the same principles. Therefore, every day I walk down the street and tell passers-by what I have eaten. how I feel. at the moment, what I have done the night before, what I will do later and with whom. I give them pictures of my family, my dog and of me gardening, taking things apart in the garage, watering the lawn, standing in front of landmarks, driving around town, having lunch, and doing what anybody and everybody does every day. l also listen to their conversations. Give them “thumbs-up” and tell them I “like” them. And it works just like Facebook. 1 already have four people following me: two police officers, a private investigator and a psychiatrist.'

Janet Morgan